this is not only the mantra of sexy criminals worldwide but also of the thrower of the ceremonial first pitch at saturday’s phillies game.

now if you had to guess which phillies player is most likely to be good friends with john daly who would it be???
“Daly is good friends with Phillies leftfielder Pat Burrell, so he came over to watch batting practice, sign baseballs along with the Phillies players, throw out the first pitch and then watch Howard crush his second spring home run.”
not exactly surprising is it…
-gperih


I thought that that was schilling at first….he’s fat too
i was casually doing blow on the golf course this weekend. i mentioned to my playing partners that this was probably the first blizzard a golf course had ever seen. i was quickly corrected with a reference to john daly’s 1995 british open win.
what a champion.
the only person i can think of who was golfing this weekend and “casually” doing blow also sent me a text message at 5:30 am asking for a “hooker cheatsheet” for the city he was in