I was pretty sure that the phils were going to go 162-0 this year. I guess I was wrong. That’s too bad.
I didn’t get to see much of the game which is unfortunate because they are only on tv a handful of times a year in Vancouver. I was catering a party and happily watching the game instead of cooking until about the 5th inning when I lost a channel battle. It was between me, wanting to watch the phillies on channel 22 and four 8 year old girls who wanted to watch Air Bud 13 or 14 or whatever sport he is playing now on channel 50. I gave in because I am dating one of them and she gets super bitchy and cries and shit when she doesn’t get her way.
I’m just kidding about the dating the 8 year old thing….maybe. Air Bud sucks though…there’s no way one dog could be that good at so many sports…seriously.
Anyway, once those sluts got tired of the show and went to eat ice cream or play in the sandbox or whatever 8 year old prozzies do while their parents are getting krunked up on Sundays, I got to turn the game back on. There isn’t really anything to report besides that.
Howard and Myers look skinny. From what I could gather, Howard K’d twice, once in the ninth…..that was sweet…. who needs early season heroics anyway? He likes to wait until the MVP voters start taking notes. (I got Howard and Pujols in one of my fantasy leagues by the way… does anyone else in the world have both of those guys on one team? I highly doubt it!)
Ibanez is so UNSEXY. I can’t even believe it. I want to throw things.
Feliz made a hot play at 3b. That was cool.
Werth trimmed his stupid beard.
I was cooking with a Braves fan who was pretty excited about the game. I wasn’t excited about him. The only positive is that we forgot to wager on the game so I saved myself the money I made tonight.
Really happy that baseball and the sexycrimes are back.