just a couple of guys from vancouver, bc giving their views on being a phillies fan from the other side of the continent
the sexy crimes: an unofficial pat burrell fan page
a blog dedicated to our love of the phillies with a special focus on ending the persecution of our boy pat “the bat” burrell
do you have any gossip about inpending nuptials or fiancee…a crushing loss for scores of Philly women?
So why are you Phillies fans if you’re from BC?
i think you guys will like to know that i found this website by googling “pat burrell partying” and then pressing the I’m Feeling Lucky button
i don’t think i have ever felt as much pride as i do right now…
As a born and bred Phila fan with the right to give anyone the “DieHard Philly Fan” award, I now cannonize you. Your blog is fucking hilarious…and TRUE
Where have you gone sexy criminals? No new entries?? Without you I wouldn’t know to yell “Stone Cold Pimp!!!” when JW bats. Come back!
this is the greatest website EVER
you sick bastards
just discovered this after googling PB. i love this website. i love pat the bat. i love the phightin phils. i love the sexy criminals. WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
great website–I wear PBaits’ jersey to every game I go to and every one I watch at the bar.
I actually just found your site today and thusly accomplished nothing at work. These times are far more important than any job.
Wish I could have found you guys earlier as I scored some game 4 World Series tickets. Would be more than happy to put you guys up.
BTW–some juicy material for you fans of PBait. I live in Reading, PA where Pat played in the minors for the Reading Phillies. I was thinking about doing an interview with some of the guys that partied with him and some of the girls he dirtied.
Hit me up if you guys are interested in a guest editorial piece from 1st hand sources.
Late–
you guys should set this up like a forum rather than a comment blog–more effective for man-Pat love and Mets bashing
Why the fuck don’t you guys have a blog roll/links section? You need to speed the Sexy Criminal love, not doing so is simply…criminal.
Sorry for your loss, fellas. It was fun while it lasted.
R.I.P. – Pat “The Bat” era in Philadelphia
rip pat the bat this sucks man i guess i have to throw my underwear at chase now
Let’s try to think of this as a new beginning. P the B’s new team will automatically become my new second favorite team in the MLB… The SexyCriminals will now follow the Phillies and a team to be named at a later date….
Staying with my current MO….I will blog about neither.
Keep your heads up…someone will show themselves as the new bait this year. And we will all be there to follow it.
My new favorite team is the Rays… It sucks pat the bat left the phillies but yeah…just think of what burrell is going to be up to now..closer to shepards all season long which could be good or bad. His time in tampa will be full of tommy bahama shirts, bud lights, and burrell bombs.