apparently god reads facebook

23 08 2007

i may or may not be rubbing the small of cole hamels' back in this photo


can things go any worse? while listening to the game online tonite the announcers casually mentioned that hamels is going to miss his start tomorrow night so that he can have an mri on his elbow… not sure how they were able to make this announcement without breaking down, but that is not my point.

the real point of this post is that i am pretty sure i am at least partly responsible for this terrible turn of events. a couple of weeks ago after the bourne supremacy and the flyinhawaiian got injured in the same game i changed my facebook status to “greg is pretty sure that god hates the phillies but luckily for us we have a more powerful deity on our side… cole hamels“. anyways, god is clearly trying to prove a point to me. i shouldn’t have said that cole hamels was more powerful than you, i apologize. i have learned a valuable lesson, don’t get into a pissing contest with the creator of mankind. so here is my compromise on this one… i will say that cole hamels is the most powerful left handed deity, you in turn will make sure that cole’s mri goes VERY SMOOTHLY tomorrow, and as a bonus prystline and i will attend church this sunday. i would say this is a fairly good deal for everyone involved, unless of course god is also left handed in which case i guess we are at a bit of an impasse.

*note* yes this is a photo of your sexycrimes bloggers hanging out with cole hamels in san diego. this is shortly after prystline propositioned cole with some oral sex… fortunately he was unresponsive

 UPDATE: no ligament damage to cole hamels’ elbow… on 15 day DL, available again on september 1.  he expects to only miss 2 starts.  i would consider this going SMOOTHLY, not VERY SMOOTHLY… but i am in a good mood and don’t want god to think i am welching on a technicality so prystline and i will be in church on sunday.




2 responses

23 08 2007

Is Cole…touching your shoulder? Your shoulder is so freaking lucky. I think I’m going to print out that photo and paste my face over yours.

Hey, I have a conspiracy theory about his janky elbow. Wanna hear it?

23 08 2007

I should have given him shit for using his left arm for anything other than pitching masterpieces.

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