end of year the year awards- part 2

19 10 2007

since prystline is still pouting about the phils being done for the season, not that i can blame him, i guess it is up to me to continue with bestowing awards upon our favorite phillies.

 ** MVP/ONLY PHILLY BATTER TO REALIZE THAT GAMES WERE PLAYED IN OCTOBER **

thank god he wasn't wearing the sally jesse rapheal specials in this at bat

j-rol did it all this year, called out the mets, set all kinds of records, and if anything is just in this world he will bring home the hardware for the mvp of the national league.  he also pulled a kanye west and brought a fashion trend back to the forefront by sporting sally jesse rapheals glasses during the season

_1868396_sally150.jpg jrol.jpg kanye.jpg

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** DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW GOOD I LOOK IN A SUIT AWARD **

the bat is choked anytime he missed out on a chance to throw on his number ones

after missing out on this pre-season photo shoot of the philles “young guns” pat the bat was obviously inspired to come out and put up some amazing numbers to ensure he wasn’t on the outside looking in again next year.  when you consider that he was replaced in nearly every game and therefore missed out on a lot of at bats his numbers are even more impressive.  If you extrapolate his numbers from the year over the same amount of at bats that bacon pants had this season (they played in virtually the same amount of games, and hit next to each other in the order) his numbers would have looked like this: 39 HR, 126 RBI, 34 doubles, and i would like to think that he would have legged out a triple just for us.  apparently he got one last year, and if anyone can find me video of that i would beyond grateful.  anyways, those are mvp type numbers… yaya, so what if matt holiday had about the same numbers and also managed to hit for average, need i remind you that he has a lame shaved head that makes him look like and aids victim and is probably actually loyal to his wife… the bat on the other hand has a gorgeous mop of hair and is not actually aware that he is involved in a legally binding relationship, point burrell!!!

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** TOP PHILLIES PROSPECT **

freddie would fit in nicely behind cole hamels in the rotation... wait, does that sound gay???

none other than ryan dunne from the chatham a’s.  the kid has a bit of an attitude problem and some control issues, but he has an arm that just won’t quit

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** BEST CELEBRATORY ACT OF THE SEASON **

loves it

no contest on this one, his hands were up all season…whether he was celebrating homeruns, getting out of the way of groundballs, saluting the crowd, celebrating other teammates plays he couldn’t have made in a million years, or just following through on his loooong swing.  one thing is for sure, if you could see pat the bat’s armpits then all was good in phillyville

* note who else is a follower of the arms up revolution

prystlines brother attempting to be a part of the unpopular socks with sandals revolution

-gp 

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4 responses

19 10 2007
Lynn

Not only did Pat have a triple last year, he legged one out in 2005 as well. Wish I had video for you, but alas, I don’t. As I recall, they looked exactly the same with the same fist pump after he was called safe.

21 10 2007
Clare

Are you guys for real? Freddie Prinze Jr.? Come on. Pat and Cole could turn him into a pillar of ash with one hard stare.

22 10 2007
prystline

Pretty sure that neither Pat nor Cole were personally signed by John C. McGinley.

Count That!

22 10 2007
Mels

this brings a ray of sunshine to my dark and gloomy offseason days.

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