paul lo douchebag

11 12 2007

“I’m excited to be part of a team that’s young and has a chance to win this division,” Lo Duca said Tuesday after passing a physical to make the deal official. “The NL East is wide open.”

 i’m excited that this piece of shit is still in our division and am looking forward to beating the nationals on a very regular basis this season.

 ps. paul, have a great time bonding with elijah dukes and rekindling the old flame with lastings milledge… both those guys seem like real good clubhouse guys, and along with yourself the nationals look like they are building a team around a bunch of real high class citizens

it's pretty shocking that this guy had sex with a minor Lastings Milledge

Prior to the 2003 amateur draft, he was expected to be among the top three selections, but as draft day approached, press reports from 2002 resurfaced regarding Milledge’s expulsion from Northside Christian High School after his junior year for allegedly having sex with a 15-year-old girl.

he ain't even bullshittin' Elijah Dukes

Since 1998, he has been arrested 6 times on charges including possession of marijuana, assault, and resisting an officer. On May 23, 2007 it was reported that his wife filed a restraining order after he threatened to kill her. On June 12, 2007, a 17 year-old foster child, who was living in the care of a relative of Dukes, accused him of impregnating her. Police say the sex was apparently consensual, and no crime was committed, but they are investigating. When the girl confronted Dukes, he allegedly got angry and threw a bottle of Gatorade at her.

He also sent this lovely text message to his beautiful wife:

“Hey, dawg. It’s on, dawg. You dead, dawg. I ain’t even bulls——-. Your kids too, dawg. It don’t even matter to me who is in the car with you. N—–, all I know is, n—–, when I see your m—–f——- a– riding, dawg, it’s on. As a matter of fact, I’m coming to your m—–f—— house.”

She also says Dukes called her and told her to check her cell phone.  He sent a text message with a photo of a handgun, she said.

warning... do not let your kids sit on paul's lap Paul Lo Douchebag

Mets catcher Paul Lo Duca’s troubles increased Wednesday when a 19-year-old Long Island girl told a New York paper she had been having an affair with the catcher, one day after the team said it would look into allegations of gambling problems.

At least these guys will have something to talk about during spring training (would love to be a fly on that wall)… however, the question remains “is statutory rape a ‘sexy crime’?” discuss amongst yourselves





5 responses

12 12 2007

I’d just like to know what kind of Cell Phone Elijah Dukes has… I only get like 130 spaces per text message.

12 12 2007

Actually, I’m glad Lo Douchebag stayed in the NL East. Finally Cole will get an opportunity to bean the shit out of him for showing him up after those back-to-back-to-back homers at Shea on June 6.

12 12 2007

that may have been a voicemail prystline… i am not totally sure

12 12 2007

No Perman, I’m pretty positive it was a text….. Hey we should try to go clubbing with Elijah and Lastings during our summer roadie…. I’m sure it would be a very casual night where no laws get broken.

7 02 2010

Doesn’t a girl have to be younger than 19 for it to be statutory rape?
Also, do you find it that unbelievable that a 17 year old would have sex with a 15 year old?

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