an ode to pat the bats sweater

19 08 2008

bulky russell sweatshirts under your uniform are this years mesh hat

bulky russell sweatshirts under your uniform are this years mesh hat

If you want to destroy my sweater
Pull this thread as I walk away
Watch me unravel i’ll soon be naked
Lying on the floor, lying on the floor
Ive come undone

 

does it even look cold at this game?

does it even look cold at this game??? the ball girl down the line seems to be ok without sleeves

we have come to notice over the past couple of years the sweatshirt that pat the bat has become accustomed to wearing during cold weather games.  we understand the need to keep warm during games and are sympathetic with the fact that a short sleeved baseball jersey may not be the best outfit during the cold weather, but we don’t quite get why pat feels the need to wear such a loose fitting, bulky sweatshirt under his jersey.  i’ve broken it down to 3 possibilities:

1. he wants to look more jacked up

2. he stole it from some girl he slept with and considers it good luck (like the lucky 20 he also stole from her purse)

3. tight fitting undershirts itch his chest hair

he's obviously passed on his secret to hollywood hamels who is sporting a fairly loose fitting mock neck here

words of wisdom... notice hamels sporting a loose fitting mock neck here

this loose fitting garment makes pat the bat's strut look even more casual

this loose fitting garment makes pat the bat's strut look even more laid back than usual

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4 responses

20 08 2008
Wendy

I believe it’s definately to enhance the strut.

23 08 2008
anonymous

most likely stolen from some broad.
do you think he bought his friends ice cream with the 20 he took from her purse…

26 08 2008
z-man

I love that “the bat” stole my m.o of ALWAYS taking a lucky twenty with you on your way out.

26 08 2008

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