phillies drinking game: world series edition

22 10 2008
how dare johnny gomes try and make patron his signature drink... it's spoken for pal!

how dare johnny gomes try and make patron his signature drink... it's spoken for pal!

1. an announcer calls the rays a “team of destiny”- 1 drink
2. someone brings up the phillies rubber duckies- 1 drink
3. phillies make a 2 out hit- 1 drink
4. ruiz turns the lineup over- 2 drinks
5. j-rol and utley roll up a double play- 3 drinks
6. fox’s pitch tracker shows the previous pitch as a ball- 1 drink
7. fox’s pitch tracker actually shows the previous pitch as a strike- finish drink
8. hamels strikes someone out- 1 drink (2 if they go down looking)
9. ruiz blocks a lidge slider in the dirt- 1 drink
10. any showing or bringing up of a “rayhawk”- 1 drink
11. any mention of how young the rays are- 1 drink (2 if it involves a graphic)
12. milt thompson interviews- 1 drink for everytime you think he could bench press 235 lbs (minimum 8 drinks)
12. any shots of werths mom in the stands- 1 drink and lower your pants
13. any ball hits a catwalk- 3 drinks, finish bottle if it doesn’t come down
14. any ken rosenthal sitings- 1 drink of mead or whatever it is hobbits drink
15.  screw it, i’m too excited to write/think… the phils are in the world series.  just get your drink all game/day long!!!
-gp
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24 10 2008
z-man

You forgot a big one… a baby sip whenever anyone refers to Jamie Moyer as “ageless”- I say baby sips because you would still be done the bottle by about the third inning.

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