michelle embarks on mission impossible… victorino dresses like a douche

4 11 2008

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thanks to sexyfan gto-josh who sent me these pics of the bat from earlier in the year.  clearly michelle forced pat to wear this shirt in some sort of an ill-advised attempt to make him unattractive to other women… try as she may, she had to know that endeavour was doomed to fail

"are you sure i look cool in this new shirt you bought me?"

babe, are you sure i look cool in this new shirt you bought me?

greased back locks...check, chest hair flowing...check, devilish smirk...check, smoldering eyes...check.  PtB is ready to roll

greased back locks...check; chest hair flowing...check; devilish smirk...check; smoldering eyes...check; PtB is ready to roll

dont worry man i know this shirt is hideous and i intend on sleeping with that woman staring at me to my left to teach my wife a lesson

dont worry man i know this shirt is hideous and i intend on sleeping with that woman staring at me to my left to teach my wife a lesson about the clothes she buys me... she has to know i am all about the tommy bahamas

the moral of the story is that pat the bat could get laid in a burlap sack. 
 
check out this photo of harry the k tilting his glasses down to get a better look philadelphia’s most famous ass’ett on parade day.
take a picture, it will last longer

take a picture, it will last longer

even with pat’s wife attempting to sabotage his personal style he couldn’t pull off the most embarrassing wardrobe decision on the phillies.  that dis-honour has to go to shane victorino for sporting a douchey christian audigier shirt during his “no questions asked” spot on QVC
leave the audigier at home if you come to visit us in vancouver shane... it's banned in all the night clubs here

leave the audigier at home if you come to visit us in vancouver shane... it's banned in all the bars here

in fact it is only worn by gangsters and wanna-be losers here... i can only assume its the same in other cities

in fact it is only worn by gangsters and wanna-be losers here... i can only assume its the same in other cities

guys, don’t bother packing your ed hardy (ry-how), affliction (jay werth?), or tap out (rudy seanez?) gear either.

-gp
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4 11 2008
porn star

Interestingly enough, I just saw Pat & Michelle today on Walnut St. I walked along side them for a couple minutes. And, I almost slipped on the sidewalk in front of them. Wouldn’t that have been an interesting memory? I doubt I’ll get the chance to slip on the sidewalk in front of him again. 😦
Oh well.

4 11 2008
GTO

hahah i totally forgot i sent you that pic. i had to have been drunk relishing in the glory that is a World Series Championship.

tisk tisk Michelle–a crappy shirt can not, and will not cage the bait

4 11 2008
prystline

1. If Pat ever allows Michelle to birth his child…said child is easily going to have the weirdest eyebrows on the planet.

2. I once asked a skinny guy in a tap out shirt what his MMA style/discipline/whatever you call it was… he obviously didn’t have one… I made some jokes at his expense… he wasn’t very happy.

3. It seems to me that I am no longer a blogger but just a commenter… good work on the site perman.

4 11 2008
GTO

Michelle is lucky to be alive after all the abuse the Bait smacks down on her love zone. Kudos to her for satisfying that hunger.

She has got to be bringing girls home for him hahaha. Silly Phillies teammates collecting poon shrapnel from PBaits’ conquests haha

19 11 2008
Eric in da 348

tough article in Beerleaguer today…Michelle may be eating dog food for dinner…

Early interest in Burrell nonexistent, stories suggest
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The market for power outfielders will be set once Manny Ramirez signs. Until then, clubs aren’t exactly lining up at Pat the Bat’s door, according to at least one report.

According to FoxSports Ken Rosenthal, both the Rockies and Mets, considered active shoppers for right-handed pop in left field, want no part of Burrell, who turned 32 last month and ended the 2008 season in a wicked slump. The life-long Phillie has already turned down a 2-year, $22 million offer to stay in Philadelphia, according to an Oct. 31 story in the Daily News.

Burrell is seen as an ideal candidate for DH duty, although at least one report says he’d rather play the field. In limited interleague chances, has not performed well in the DH role. In a related story, according to Ken Davidoff of Newsday, the Mets, Phillies, and Dodgers have expressed interest in free agent outfielder Raul Ibanez.
http://beerleaguer.typepad.com/beerleaguer/2008/11/early-interest.html

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